Friday, November 28, 2008

Is our culture going to be inherently nerdy?

In response to eli's post that is directly below the one I'm writing now, I'd say that our culure is going to be inherently nerdy, but I think that is sort of what is driving our shift to sincerity in the first place. It is sort of all tied in to the rise of the creative class I think.

Culture tends to reward the traits that are good for society. In a way, I think that you could say when it comes down to it, success is cool. Thats an oversimplification obviously, since we all know successful people that are total tools, but still holds in the general I'd say.

But what kind of people do we need now? We need crazy creative people that are going to come up with new ways to entertain us, help us communicate, solve our energy and consumption problems, etc. This won't come from people that are jaded and overly self-editing.

Its going to come from a group that embraces the idea of doing whatever you like and following it down the path for as long as you can. Basically, we need nerds. They are driving our economy and our culture is going to reflect that in the future I think, for at least a while.

Along this line, here's a writer for the Atlantic talking about teaching his son D&D. Now I wouldn't say that D&D goes on the list of things I'd think of as "awesome". But its interesting that parents are intentionally getting their kids into the game because it promotes skills like imagination and problem solving that parents want them to have.

One last point, I think that a lot of "nerdy" activities were blacklisted because so many of the people that were doing them were socially inept. But two things are going on now:

1) We are realizing that there is nothing that says you can't find people to do those things with who aren't socially inept. Lots of cool people do nerdy things now.

2) Because so many people are invading their activities, lots of traditionally socially inept people are getting more socialized. So you might say they are getting less "nerdy" (which is vague i admit, since we never really defined nerdiness. hopefully people know what we mean.)

What do you think about this idea of sincerity and nerdiness and how it relates to the rise of the creative class?

What does my love of melee really mean?

I totally agree about the medieval melee by the way. I watched that movie role models the other day and remembered when we happened upon that melee tournament. What a day that was! I snorted derisively at "those nerds" battling with foam weapons. But in my heart of hearts I yearned to join them. To take up the foam sword, football helmet and cape in support of my king (only to later betray him so I could take the crown). "Pshh! Nerds!" I said, going to back to the much "cooler" frisbee golf game in progress. One last longing look back to the dwindling battle.

So am I saying their is an inherent nerdiness to the pop culture of the future? Being totally sincere means not caring what others think, which means being a nerd right?

My fist, Your Face, an introduction

Your Face meet My Fist.
My Fist is very pleased to meet you.
My Fist hopes the experience is as pleasant for you, as it is for my fist.
My Fist was been wanting to meet you for a long time.
In fact, My Fist has been counting the days down on a little calendar,
crossing days off with a red sharpie marker.
Personally, I’ve never seen My Fist so excited before today.
Ahh, it looks like I’ve embarrassed My Fist.
Look at how red My Fist is!
But Your Face is bleeding I think.
I hope everything is ok.
This always happens to My Fist.
I can’t take My Fist anywhere.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Imaginary Band Names

Before I head out, this article on band names at the A.V. Club is hillarious.

My favorites: Kermit the Frog and the Wifebeaters 

Thanksgiving

Hoooraay for Thanksgiving. It should be a good one. Can't make it back home to the family, but lots of festivities none the less. You know how the song goes, if you can't be with the ones you love, eat drink and be merry and play football and karaoke with the ones you're with.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

How to Avoid Captain Awesome Syndrome



You may be wondering, "How do I avoid falling in the trap of becoming a one dimensional tool likeCaptain Awesome from Chuck, if I'm all enthusiastic all the time?"

To which I reply: IS THAT SOME SORT OF CRACK ABOUT ME AND THIS BLOG??!! I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE KNEECAPS YOU HYPOTHETICAL SONOFABITCH!!!

But seriously, it is important to remember that first of all, Captain Awesome is one dimensional, because he is a character and was written that way, not because he thinks lots of things are awesome. So if you are worried about being a one dimensional tool, and think that you are, my advice would be to fucking cut it out. Be a well rounded person and don't just tell people you think things are awesome because you weren't paying attention to what they were saying. Also if you find yourself saying awesome all the time, stop it.*

Second of all, remember that what we are going for here is sincerity and enthusiasm, not some Mountain Dew caricature of extremeness. So the point is to dive in to what you like, and do it wholeheartedly and unselfconsciously, not to hit killer jumps and drive fast. So yes, doing huge jumps snowboarding is cool, but so is being regionally ranked in Scrabble or chess, or making a robot, or winning your intramural sports tournament... or winning your medieval melee (FREEEEDOOOOMMM!!!). 


*Goddamn you eli! Do you realize how much I say awesome but have to watch myself because of the name you gave our blog!? OFTEN. Thats how much.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I'll shoot my own damn turkey, thanks very much.

Shoot it with Spice!

Unfortunately the lack of actual...umm... existence of the spice gun might keep me from using it this Thursday, but I have great hope for Thanksgivings future.

Things that are awesome

What’s awesome you say? Well to name a few:

High fives
Un-ironic art
Cake
New phones
Joy
Dancing
Fire crackers
America
Free-range Chicken
Laughing
Huey Lewis and the News
Science
Trampolines
Arena Rock
Magic (real magic, not the card game)
Soapbox derbies
Being nice to others
Beer

Live life unironically. Don't worry if you still like that band that everybody else is bored with. If you like it, love it unapologetically. Laugh, smile, dance, fear not the rolled eyes or any other hipster bullshit.

Bruce Lee is Awesome


Holy shit! Is this real? Do I care!!? That is badass! Seriously the most kickass thing I've seen in a while.

But really though, I don't think that it really matters if this is real or not. 

Let me explain:

Unlike Michael Vick throwing footballs out of the stadium, or LeBron James shooting full court shots, nunchuk ping pong is physically possible. In fact the only reason most people think its fake, is that a) its a Nokia commercial for their new Bruce Lee phone, and b) while he probably could have, it's unlikely Bruce Lee took the time to learn to do this. He other things on his mind.

But, someone is actually watching this video and thinking, "That is awesome. I want to do that." I wouldn't be surprised if we see some kid doing this for real on youtube in a year or so. That is the power of enthusiasm.

Science fiction is another good example of this concept. With the two large caveats of teleportation and space travel, look at how almost everything in Star Trek exists now. Sliding doors, talking computers, digital communicators (in fact, the original communicators on Star Trek look like bullshit compared to my cellphone). All these things came about because someone saw Star Trek and was like, "How cool is that? I bet we can make that happen."

As we speak, even though gas is only going to skyrocket, people are working on flying cars, because so many people read about them or saw them on TV and said, "Flying cars. Fuck yes. I'm in. Lets do this."

Monday, November 24, 2008

I for one welcome our new laser mammoth overlords

The news lately rocks. Three cool things i've seen in the New York Times in the last week:





I envision a future where my mighty army of laser-armed mammoths rules the land while I do everyone's wife to help improve their marriages* (didn't actually read the last article, but I'm sure this is what it meant.)

The future is now my friends, and IT. IS. GOOD!


*Not to fear, male friends reading this blog. Even though they'd probably be way impressed with my huge laser mammoth army, I'd never have sex with your wives. Unless your marriage depended on it. But I promise I wouldn't enjoy it**.


**Actually probably yes I would. Sex is fun. Nothing personal.

People bored at concerts = suck

As you can see I have a problem with people who go to upbeat shows and just stand there. I mean, at some shows I get it. You're not going to rock out at Iron and Wine show. Possibly you are high and have forgotten what dancing is. Likewise if you paid $3 for a band that turned out to be crap. But if you paid $15+ to go see an upbeat show, get off your ass and at least pretend to enjoy it. Do yourself and everyone around you a favor and dance fool. 

incidentally, have you ever actually danced as if no one is looking? you know...close your eyes and pretend like no one's looking so you start dancing like a maniac and then you open your eyes and realize your imagination is bullshit and people are so looking.

and that fucks up your rhythm. which was not exactly awesome to start with.

yeah...me either.

on a completely unrelated note, i'm no longer allowed at Barracuda. not sure why i was there to begin with.

Welcome to Awesome Town...

It's like funky town, but awesomer. Okay enough with the awesome puns, that would get old really damn fast.

This blog got started because me and eli had been talking for a while about how it was no longer fun to act dissaffected and cool. The fun people to be around were enthusiastic about doing things. Irony was getting old, and something new was coming along.

Then he sent me a link to this blog, which seemed to sum up pretty well where the current state of affairs were. Irony is melding with enthusiasm.

Sincerity and irony aren't totally exclusive, as Tom Robbins once pointed out:

...it is entirely possible to be ironic and sincere at the same instant; that a knowing tongue in cheek does not necessarily preclude a glowing affection in the heart.
This I think is what the Manifesto for the New Sincerity was getting at. And it makes sense, right? We had to do something to get out of the jaded cool of the Gen X mindset. And being selfconsciously enthusiastic is a good way to do that. "Look at me being all nerdy and geekcore, but I don't really like it I'm just ironical. haha". Or maybe it's that your mustache has quotation marks. Whatever. One thing I find talking to people is that even cool people can get into the nerd/geek chic revolution, because everyone has felt like that. Irony is like a defense mechanism that we are slowly realizing we don't really need, because it turns out everyone likes fun awesome stuff. 

So to start out my part of this blog (at least until eli asks me something, thats also part of the experiment) will be about trying to live in Portland, where irony is still very much alive, and doing what I can to be more awesome. 

Like playing bike polo because that seems both fun and dangerous, but I already posess all the skills i need. 

Like finally going to some Society of Historical Anachronism melee. I saw one when I was younger and was like, "Pssh. Thats ridiculous" on the outside, (trying to be cool) but my heart was all like "FREEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM111!!!!"

Or trying to find the line between being that drunk ass at a show who's bumping in to everyone, and the dick who is in the second row and just standing there AT A FUCKING HOLDSTEADY CONCERT! SERIOUSLY DID YOU NOT EXPECT TO ROCK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. GET OUT OF MY WAY AND GO SIT DOWN WITH A CD. DICK.

Enjoy. 



EDIT: I changed a lot because it was my first post and no one had read it. Deal.