I envision a future where my mighty army of laser-armed mammoths rules the land while I do everyone's wife to help improve their marriages* (didn't actually read the last article, but I'm sure this is what it meant.)
The future is now my friends, and IT. IS. GOOD!
*Not to fear, male friends reading this blog. Even though they'd probably be way impressed with my huge laser mammoth army, I'd never have sex with your wives. Unless your marriage depended on it. But I promise I wouldn't enjoy it**.
**Actually probably yes I would. Sex is fun. Nothing personal.
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I also would like a laser mammoth army, just not enough to work for it. I think I'll wait until you get one then kick you in the nuts and take yours... but in an affectionate way.
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